Happy International Women’s Day!
Posted by: Jenny Penny in Feminism, Holidays and celebrations, HumorSome awesomeness for International Woman’s Day (sorry, in Swedish). My rough translation, which in no way makes it justice, after the fold.
I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
Do we have any girls in the audience tonight?
-YES!
This song is for you.
To all girls who have been taught that the most important thing is to be nice
well-groomed
and sweet.
Sorry girls, you have been fooled!
The one who cuts her nails doesn’t scratch as good…
To all of those who wants to hinder you, make you smaller than you are
Get up stand up straight, and sing for us:
I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
Well girls, how many times have we heard that the most important thing is to feel secure underneath your arms?
But it is really there we should feel secure?
Isn’t it somewhere else?
How many girls haven’t been taught that the most important thing is to be nice to have in a furnished room?
Sorry girls, you have been fooled!
If they want something nice in their furnished rooms, they can get a curtain arrangement.
To all of those who wants to hinder you, make you smaller than you are
Get up stand up straight, and sing for us:
I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
The merciful thing for the fisherman about fishing
is that the fish doesn’t scream
It resists, it struggles
but it doesn’t scream
The fish is silent when it bites the hook
Therefore it’s more merciful for the fisherman to fish
than for the hunter to hunt, or for the butcher to slaughter
Have you ever heard the screams of a piglet being castrated?
If there’s anything I’ve tried to be in my life
it is a fish that screams
If there is anything I want you to be
it is fish who finally scream
Because you will get caught on the hook sometimes - that’s life
Life sucks
but at least, don’t be quiet when you’re being pulled up
Don’t be obedient don’t give up without a fight
Don’t do the fisherman that favor but
Get up stand up straight and scream!
I’m gonna fuck you, til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
I’m gonna fuck you, til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
I’m gonna fuck you, til you stay fucked! I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked!
/Written and performed by Jonas Gardell, author, comedian, playwright, songwriter etc.
According to Jonas, “I’m gonna fuck you, ’til you stay fucked”, is a line from a gay porn movie.
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