Greetings from Al-Skandia!
Posted by: Jenny Penny in Europe, Humor, Migration issues, Politics, Race and ethnicity, Religion, Stupidity, What did you just say?!?!Today’s oh-dear-God-should-I-laugh-or-cry is found at Sadly, No! by way of Fistful of Euros. It’s the halp-halp-the-scary-Muslims-are-coming-BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA-blog Gates of Vienna* who presents us with a map of what Europe will look like in 2067, unless we start deporting/converting/killing/rounding up/turning away Muslims and produce more white babies. Where is Europe headed? they ask (in trembling voices). Well, apparently towards this:
So, we’ll have the Muslim states (with funny names like Al-Lemania and Al-Italia!), the Russian federation and the Russian protectorates, a demilitarized zone and some “neutral” states, which besides seemingly ever-neutral Switzerland also includes the Czech Republic (huh?!?). Germany will for some inexplicable reason be divided along the old iron curtain borders and Yugoslavia will magically reunite. Also, Turkey seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth.
This map is like one of those “find five faults” picture games times a million.
And as Alex Harrowell at a Fistful of Euros aptly points out: if this whole thing is about demography, do they really think that Russia doesn’t have a demographics problem?
Yeah, I need to stop laughing now, my stomach hurts.
*I ain’t linking, but click on the Sadly, No! link and continue from there.
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May 13th, 2008 at 8:12 am
And here I was thinking that Alitalia was an airliner… :-)
May 13th, 2008 at 11:26 am
yeah, an airline in incredible debt (1.353 billion euros in March ‘08, according to a press release cited on Wikipedia).
Oh, now I know! It’s those sneaky Muslims again! They start by destroying the airline and then move on to the whole country!
But the Americans should really watch out. Just think what those scary Muslims will do with Al-Abama and Al-Aska!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:47 am
They’re probably ruining the company now as a preemptive measure to avoid trade mark litigation later…
May 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Doesn’t that mean that they also need to take over the insurance and financial company Skandia as to avoid infringing on that trademark when they create al-Skandia? Oh, that whole scandal involving those Skandia executives who enriched themselves is taking on a whole new meaning now. Of course they were innocent - the scary Muslims made ‘em do it!